That year, she scored 598 on the college entrance exam, while I scored 98. She went to Bin University, and from then on, whenever we met, all we could say was, “Long time no see...”
Then one day, I discovered an octagonal bronze mirror inside me, and it could copy any kind of seafood.
From that moment on, my life went into cheat mode.
Butter crabs weighing half a kilogram each became my snacks; I could eat red-spotted grouper worth over a thousand yuan per jin whenever I pleased; yellow croaker worth tens of thousands of yuan per jin was on the menu every meal. I ate only the cheek meat of bluefin tuna and fed the rest to the dogs. The fish maw from yellow-lip fish, which even tycoons have to wait ten years to get, became dessert after every meal in my home...
With the octagonal bronze mirror in hand, I feel like I'm born of the sea...
Very clever, full of witty words. Very good, good things come in hard times. The artistic conception is profound, real and simple.