Senior Brother Isn't Quite Up to the Task

My junior says, “My senior brother can slay the Goddess Sect with a single sword strike.”

The great hero Qi Shaoying says, “The calf my senior brother accidentally injured with a careless swipe still aches to this day.”

My junior says, “My senior brother is so beautiful he puts the celestial maidens to shame.”

Su Qingxue says, “You bastard, give me back my clothes! That was a flower thief, not Blind Zhang, the erhu player from East Alley.”

My junior says, “My senior brother is chivalrous and compassionate, always helping the helpless. It’s a sign of the times that those ignorant commoners still haven’t built him a shrine.”

The noodle-stall owner says, “Good heavens! Two people share a bowl of noodles and don’t even pay. What kind of person does that?”

My junior says, “My senior brother can definitely do it.”

My senior brother says, “Junior, I really can’t!”