The Maserati My Scamming Ex-Boyfriend, the Best Actor

After getting drunk, I messaged my ex-boyfriend, the movie emperor: "Our son is all grown up. When are you going to buy him a Maserati?"

By coincidence, my ex took out his phone on a variety show, and my message was suddenly there for everyone to see.

My ex even took his time replying, "Would a Rolls-Royce do?"

The fans went wild, the media went wild, and so did I.