Just Travel Through Time, at Least Give Me a Bowl, Right?

[Alternative history + no system + funny + not aggrieved + not brainless] "Please have mercy, husband..." Ning Xiaoyu lay on the bed, turning her blushing face to the side, her voice carrying a hint of shyness and expectation. "I... Try my best..." Ning Ergou's hands trembled nervously, trying to untie Ning Xiaoyu's clothes, but after working for a long time, there was no progress. He said helplessly: "Madam, this dress of yours... If I had known, I would have made it a zipper... A zipper would also work... This would be... Too troublesome." "Husband, please don't pull it, it will break it." Ning Xiaoyu looked at her wedding dress with some worry, fearing that it would be damaged by Ning Ergou. "If it breaks, I'll make another one for you..." Ning Ergou was so anxious that he began to tear it apart. Seeing this, Ning Xiaoyu hurriedly covered her wedding dress with her hands and said coquettishly, "No, I want this dress and pass it on to our daughter in the future..." Ning Ergou stopped what he was doing and asked curiously: "How did you know it was your daughter?" "I just know that if it's a son, then I'll have another one until I give birth to a daughter." Ning Xiaoyu said a little unconvinced. "Aren't you tired?" Ning Ergou was shocked by the truth of Ning Xiaoyu's words. "Your wife, I'm tired now. You haven't untied it yet. Get up and do it by yourself!" Ning Xiaoyu suddenly stood up from the bed and began to take off her clothes. However, after struggling for a long time, she still couldn't take them off. In the end, she could only look at Ning Ergou with a slightly apologetic look and said coquettishly: "Um... Husband, there seems to be nothing I can do for you... How about we do it some other time?"