I Was Actually Taken Away by a Crazy Host

[Ding, the abnormal brain system is coming] [This system is designed to help some people with bad minds get through the difficulties in life without being beaten to death. Yun Lan, who was eating a lollipop, was stunned: You must have kidnapped the wrong person. The system looked at the host and was silent for a moment. Where did your lollipop come from "Oh~ someone gave it to me, don't tell me, it's delicious." You obviously grabbed it because you didn't like the naughty kid on the roadside! [Then where did the ten dollars in your pocket come from] "Picked it up on the roadside? Don't tell me that someone robbed me of these ten dollars and chased me all the way! This world is so crazy!" Yes, if the money in someone's begging bowl is blown away by the wind and you pick it up, don't chase after it desperately! Then you... "Hey, hey, don't ask, I'm not sick!" Yun Lan put her hands on her hips and licked the lollipop and said confidently [No, you are sick, I did not bind it wrong] The system looked at the search records and sighed at the wonderful life of its host. How could there be such a mentally ill person in this world. Deliberately playing with Ultraman toys in front of a naughty child, causing him to act violently and being beaten up by his parents. He used a loudspeaker in front of the company to show off his boss's luxury car, which caused many people to leave and the company almost went bankrupt. He gave the counterfeit money he picked up to a passing beggar, which led to him being caught for using the counterfeit money, and almost led him to a multi-day trip to a dark room. If you don't bind, you deserve to be born. My life is meaningless! It's time to take on SSS-level missions and prove yourself! It's you! My host! However, the system does not know that this choice is also the Waterloo of its life. (The above are all profile scams! Exaggerated propaganda, smart young masters and princesses please come in!)