[Ding, the Abnormal Brain System has arrived]
[This System is designed to help people who aren't quite right in the head get through life's hardships without getting beaten to death.]
Yun Lan, who was sucking on a lollipop, blinked. "You got the wrong person, didn't you?"
The System looked at its Host and fell silent for a moment.
[Where did you get that lollipop?]
"Oh, someone gave it to me. I have to say, it's pretty tasty."
You clearly snatched it from a kid on the roadside because you couldn't stand the sight of him!
[And where did the ten yuan in your pocket come from?]
"I picked it up off the street. You wouldn't believe it, but someone even fought me for that ten yuan and chased me down the whole block! This world is completely insane!"
That's right. A gust of wind blew the money out of a beggar's bowl, and you picked it up. Of course the beggar chased you with everything he had!
[And then there's...]
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough questions. I'm not sick!"
Yun Lan planted her hands on her hips and licked her lollipop, speaking with utter confidence.
[No, you are sick. I didn't bind to the wrong person.]
The System looked over the search history and marveled at its Host's extraordinary life. How could anyone in the world be this messed up in the head?
She deliberately played with an Ultraman toy in front of a little kid, making him throw a tantrum and get beaten by both his parents.
She used a megaphone at the company entrance to show off and announce her boss's luxury car, causing multiple employees to quit and nearly driving the company out of business.
She gave a passing beggar a counterfeit coin she'd picked up, causing him to get caught using fake money and nearly spend days locked up.
If I hadn't bound to you, my life as a System would have been meaningless! It's time to take on an SSS-rank mission and prove myself!
You, then!
My Host!
What the System didn't know was that this choice would become the greatest failure of its life.
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It's beautiful, but why is there no one there?