Don't Mess with Him, Even His Chicken Can Beat You!

[The heroine gets killed off early, so don’t read if you dislike that] [Ensemble cast] [Schemer] [Somewhat slow-paced]

On the road of trials,

a prodigy boy who specialized in beast taming ambushed and killed the promising disciples of more than seven hundred sects.

The elders of the great sects were furious. Disregarding the rules and bullying someone younger, they brought the newly risen star to its end.

The genius’s story ended, and a bandit’s began!

Xu Kai: You think I have no backing? I’ll build the strongest bandit gang myself!

Golden Core chat group: You probably won’t believe this, but more than six thousand of us got robbed by one guy.

Nascent Soul old monster: When he robbed us, he looked like he hadn’t eaten his fill in his entire life. I’m serious, I’m not joking.

Deity Transformation powerhouse: That day, we thought we were hunting him down. But once we entered the mountains, we realized we were actually chasing our own deaths!

Divine Soul expert: I traveled a thousand miles to take his head, only for him to pin me to the ground and pick the mustard seed pouch hanging from my waist. He was frighteningly practiced at it.

Great Ascension giant: I don’t even know what happened. He suddenly rushed up and robbed me, even pulling off my underpants just because they were made of fire silkworm silk and worth a bit of money...

Tribulation Transcendence ancestor: Don’t come any closer!!!

Many years later, Xu Kai’s descendants asked him: Ancestor, you’ve already attained the Great Emperor’s Dao. Why are you still robbing people of their Qi Refining pills?

Xu Kai replied awkwardly, without so much as a change in expression: After a few thousand years, it’s become muscle memory. Becoming an Immortal Emperor for a little while won’t make me unlearn it.