No Divorce, Ever: This Puppy-Eyed Hubby Is a Money-Making Machine

[One-on-one sweet romance + absurd comedy + historical household intrigue + System + punishing villains + fully unhinged]

[The resentful Marquis's wife, angrier than a ghost, versus a perverted, uninhibited male assassin]

Because their coordinates overlap, the System binds an ambitious male protagonist from an economic novel, who was supposed to transmigrate and build an empire, to a wicked female office worker, sending him to become a great empress in a prosperous age. The female office worker transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character and, from the start, is poisoned to death on her wedding night by her husband and his mistress working together.

The System is a respectable program. It suggests that she divorce him and leave, then use a gender-swap pill to become a man and gain wealth and honor in this world.

Divorce? Absolutely not!

Her husband killed her whole family, so she gives him a painless sex change and sends him to train at a brothel.

His mistress sold her maid, so she makes the mistress go back to her old profession and surround herself with lovers.

Her mother-in-law wants to sell her off as a concubine, so she makes her young again and sends her off in a marriage alliance in someone else's place.

The System rewards her in the hope she'll gain martial skills and start a business transporting goods.

She casually feeds it to her dog. Who says a dog can't become invincible?

The System rewards her in the hope she'll become skilled at disguise and thrive in the business world.

She casually feeds it to her cat, Sangbiao. Who says a cat can't have a thousand faces?

Anyone who's ever worked a job or been in debt knows that you can't stay sane forever. Staying alive is hard enough, so how hard can it be to get yourself killed?

But why does something unexpected always happen when she's trying to get herself killed? She even forced herself on the male assassin who was disguised as a concubine in the Marquis's household, so why does he keep coming back? If you're going to assassinate someone, at least bring a knife!

[Disclaimer: The heroine's values have nothing to do with the author. Her views do not represent the author's views.]