The Strongest System: I Can Assign Myself Missions

[Unstoppable revenge, twenty updates a day, binge-read to your heart's content, full novel free to read] The System suddenly evolved, and now I can assign myself tasks! System, I want to chug this bottle of geek-happy soda! Ding! The System is calculating the task's difficulty. Task complete! A massive reward: [Energy Replenishment] and 100,000 in savings! System, that guy is a martial arts prodigy among the younger generation. I want to slap him in the face! Ding! Face-slapping successful! Due to the extreme difficulty, you get an enormous reward: 500 million in savings! System, that guy has lived for billions of years. I'm no match for him. I want to run away! Ding! Escape successful! A god-tier reward: 1 billion in savings! System, I want to pick up an assassin CEO and make her my wife! Ding! Task complete... System, I have too much money. I want to blow it all! Ding! Spending spree successful! Spend 1 billion within 24 hours! Nothing is impossible, only unimaginable. There's no one I can't take on. My System is invincible. Sorry, assigning myself tasks really is this amazing. Become a super tycoon in one second! A young grandmaster in two! When there's nothing to do, stir up some grudges, show off, practice tai chi swordplay, and congratulations, you've obtained [God-Tier True Martial Swordsmanship]! From then on, live free and easy in a high-martial urban world! Invincibility begins with assigning yourself tasks!