Serious Version:
Rumor has it that all the soldiers under the valiant general have been turned gay!
Rumor has it that His Majesty dotes on his teacher!
Rumor has it that Prince Xiao and the current Chief Councillor have an ambiguous relationship!
A shameless woman disguised as a man has unknowingly harmed countless men, making them question themselves and even believe for a time that they were gay...
The woman blinked innocently. Had she done anything?
All she did was disguise herself as a man, then disguise herself as a woman while still dressed as a man...
Comedy Version:
The most infuriating transmigration in history?
Getting tricked by a shepherd child and passing out from rage?
The most outrageous misunderstanding in history?
Getting arrested for helping a prostitute escape, then being made to do that thing?
The hardest broken engagement in history?
Apparently, she has to help the emperor deal with his troubles, and there's no end date?
But none of that matters. Watch the last genius puppet maker of this century, blessed with peerless beauty, conquer these losers!
(Narrator: I heard she was the one who got conquered in the end?)
Parody Version:
Legend says that if you collect all seven Dragon Ball, you can summon a dragon?
NONONO, that's old news.
Now you have to collect seven-colored flowers to activate a spatial formation and travel through time!
I'll take you on a wild ride and make you fly!
