My WeChat Connects the Three Realms

Damn it!

Who the hell changed my contacts?

Staring at all these ridiculous notes, Lin Yan was beyond frustrated. He picked a random contact named Great Lord Laozi and sent a message.

“Who are you? Someone changed my contacts, and I don’t remember who you are. Tell me quickly so I can change it back.”

Great Lord Laozi: What did they change it to?

Lin Yan: Great Lord Laozi!

Great Lord Laozi: Then you don’t need to change it.

Lin Yan: Why not?

Great Lord Laozi: They got it right. I really am Great Lord Laozi…

Lin Yan: How can you prove it?

Ten seconds later, Lin Yan stared in shock at the immortal pill in his hand. Damn, this guy really was Great Lord Laozi! I’m rich!

So you’re rich second-generation heirs and powerful second-generation heirs, huh? I hear you’re pretty impressive. Well, don’t try to show off in front of me. I usually don’t cause trouble, but when I do, it’s no longer just trouble. It makes the news. I’ll trade spicy strips for magical treasures, wield the Slaying Immortals Sword, ride a divine dragon and a phoenix, and hold the fairy maiden of the Jade Pool in my arms. I’ll ask you one thing: who else can compare?