New novel: Urban Honor of Kings WeChat System. The author's previous book is a hit, packed with face-slapping and feel-good moments. Want to be someone's godfather? You can be anyone's godfather!
Water Margin: Pan Jinlian, how dare you murder Wu Dalang right in front of your godfather? Get on your knees! Drag her out and put her in a pig cage!
Battle Through the Heavens: Xiao Yan, how dare you attack your godfather? Who gave you the Flame Mantra? Who helped you subdue the Heavenly Flames? You unfilial wretch! Get on your knees! Why haven't you cultivated to the Battle Emperor realm yet, so you can help your godfather become a god?
Jade Dynasty: Zhang Xiaofan, I'm going to catch ghosts and exterminate demons, so why don't you know the Divine Sword Lightning-Controlling True Formula? What a waste of a godson slot! Get on your knees!
Forget it, I'll go make Lu Xueqi my goddaughter instead! Come on, Lu Xueqi, be a good girl and come to your godfather's room alone tonight. Your godfather only wants the Divine Sword Lightning-Controlling True Formula. I promise I'm not lying!
My Own Swordsman: Bai Sanniang, come cook for me! Your godfather won't hit you! Don't run so fast. Get on your knees! Once I learn Snow-Treading Without a Trace, let's see how far you can get.
System, you're telling me to make the iron cleaver in Li Dazui's hands from My Own Swordsman my godson?
A wand from Harry Potter?
A ghost from an unknown world?
A caterpillar?
Fine. For the sake of becoming a god, I'll put up with it!
Glorious Kings from other worlds, are you really so offended by becoming my godchildren? Don't you know how glorious it is to have a godfather?
This is the story of a loser who gets a Godfather System, names all manner of living beings as his godsons and goddaughters, and ultimately becomes a god by relying on their abilities.
