(My new book, Love Apartment: Starting with Zhuge Dali, is out now. Come check it out!)
With the strongest System at my side, I'm a pro at showing off and face-slapping!
"System notification: Congratulations, Host! You casually showed off, earning 100 Show-Off and Face-Slapping Points!"
"System notification: Congratulations, Host! You successfully face-slapped a minor celebrity, earning 1,000 Show-Off and Face-Slapping Points!"
"System notification: Congratulations, Host! You successfully showed off in front of the entire nation, earning 1,000,000 Show-Off and Face-Slapping Points!"
