Hey! Take Down That Wild Bandit

"You arrested the wrong person!" "You can't be wrong! There is no more tough girl than you within a hundred miles!" … On the eve of her wedding, Pang Jiu was tied up and sent to the King of the Mountain's bed—— "What are you arresting me for?" "Pressure the stronghold." "... You have the nerve to attack young people because you are disrespectful to the elderly, but I... I really can't do anything to you," Pang Jiu said with a hesitant look on his face, "I really don't think you are old or ugly, it's just a mental disorder!" The Mountain King sneered three times and took off the human skin mask: "Are there any obstacles now?" "What else is there to say? Take off your shoes and get on the kang!" Mountain King: "..." Yuwa Little Theater: The little prince put his chin in his hands and said with confusion in his eyes: "Father, what is a good woman?" Long Live Master shook his head with a long aftertaste on his face: "Just like your mother, I was in jail, she brought me food, I was a bandit, she suppressed my stronghold, I was a rebellious traitor, she... Hey, hey, hey, where are you going, brat? I haven't finished talking to your father yet!" "I'm going to ask Sister Xiaohua if she's willing to join me as a bandit!" "... Baby! See if I don't break your legs!" "Help! Father spanked me again! Ouch! Mother, come and save me!" Sure enough, when it comes to educating dolls, if you can do it, don't make any noise! … [This is the story of a rough man and a naughty girl. [This is also a story that allows us, as companions in the world of mortals, to live a carefree life and ride horses galloping forward to share the prosperity of the world.