Gahaha! Any damage you deal to me can be transferred. So tell me, tell me, how can you lose? Starting out as a lowly nobody, I came into possession of a heaven-defying book. As I gradually discovered its outrageous abilities, I slowly grew stronger. When I finally looked back, I was already standing at the top of the world, with no one left who could take a hit for me. I looked up at the sky and sighed: Who else? Who else? Is there any justice? Any law?
You want to hurt each other? Come on, bring it!
Oh, drinking poison to heal your wounds? It actually tastes pretty good.
What, seeing how much I enjoy it makes you want some too? No problem at all. Just don't blame me if something goes wrong!
What kind of techniques are you practicing? How are they so powerful? Ye Feng: Want to learn? I'll teach you. They're all forbidden arts, you know. Come on, don't be shy, sweetheart.
Time to make a run for it!
If I run far enough, you can't kill me. Ye Feng pulls out a forty-meter broadsword and swings it viciously at himself. His opponent lets out a howl. Ye Feng grins triumphantly: “Run! Go on, keep running!”
When faced with a ruthless criminal, Ye Feng stabs both kidneys with his twin blades. The criminal cries, “Wait, why am I getting weaker and weaker?”
When faced with a depraved pervert who treats human life as worthless, Ye Feng swings his blade. The pervert, halfway through taking off his pants, cries, “Wait, why do I see my little guy falling through the air?”
Also, this is a brainchild of mine, a real flight of fancy. I picked the wrong genre setting and can't change it now.
I guarantee it's thrilling. Don't believe me? Take a look.