Damn dog, get out of here. What else can you do besides eating? Why are you so cute?
Is this the way you call it an artifact? Hahaha, believe it or not, I sold you for a gold coin.
What? I'm a loser and can't practice? What the hell, no matter how high your martial arts skills are, you can knock him down with one shot.
Bang! Bang! Bang! If one shot is not enough, then three shots, not underwear. Not inside, not underwear. Say important things three times.