[Quick Transmigration Across the Myriad Worlds, Invincible Hero]
[The Condor Heroes] Xiao Longnu: Can you take me with you?
Lin Xing: All right, I suppose I can make an exception.
[Modern Cultivation World]: Martial Arts Grandmaster: I hear you’re pretty tough, kid?
After they exchange blows...
Grandmaster: Lord Xing, please stop! This old man admits defeat.
[Three Kingdoms] Cao Cao: Lord Xing, which one do you want, Da Qiao or Xiao Qiao?
Lin Xing: Do you even have to ask? Only kids choose. I’m taking Diaochan too.
‘Ding! Host has defeated Lu Bu. Reward: Green Dragon Crescent Blade.’
[Marvel] Lin Xing: They say Black Widow is cold and ruthless, icy as frost. Why does she turn into a completely different person the moment she sees me?
Could it be that she only likes me for my ten billion?
[Journey to the West] Princess Iron Fan: I hear you beat up Sun Wukong.
Lin Xing: Even the Jade Emperor calls me Brother Xing. How dare you talk to me like that?
[Naruto]: Sakura: Lord Xing, the Hidden Leaf Village is in your hands. Please, you have to save us.
Lin Xing: Who are we up against?
Sakura: The Akatsuki and Kaguya.
Lin Xing: That's it? I can just send my disciple, Sun Wukong, out there. But I won't help you for nothing.
Sakura: I’m willing to offer myself to you...
Lin Xing: Heh, Sakura, you’ve got me wrong. I’m not the sort of man who covets your body. Ahem, you know what I mean...
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What are you writing about?
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