My Adopted Daughter Doesn't Know My Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts

My mom announced in the family group chat that she was bringing home an adopted daughter.

The adopted daughter claimed she was an outstanding, impoverished student recommended by a charitable foundation.

But she had no idea that my whole family could hear my inner thoughts.

As the adopted daughter did everything she could to win my dad over, I muttered to myself:

[If my dad knew she was the illegitimate daughter my mom had with her lover, he'd probably be so furious he'd end up in the hospital, wouldn't he?]