Yan Qi, a college girl who’s an old hand at working in the hospital, had someone tell her fortune:
“Young lady, you’ll suffer a bloody disaster when you’re twenty.”
“Oh, I’m twenty-one.”
“...”
Then Yan Qi got hit by a car and died, incidentally smashing a System’s graduation project.
System: “You have to take responsibility!”
Yan Qi: “Oh, sure.”
Yan Qi never imagined that taking responsibility would not only change her gender, but also send her life straight to the top!
Yan Qi: “Yeah! I’m the greatest in the cultivation world! Yeah! Time to show off.”
At an auction:
She bids wildly on an unbelievably gorgeous merfolk.
Merfolk Xiyue: “I’m tired of calling him a jerk. As a great general, I’ve seen every kind of thing, but I’ve never seen someone carrying more than nine thousand packets of salt on them.”
Xiyue: He’s the Salt King.
In the demon realm:
Yan Qi: “Xiyue, you’re the big sister, so your name is Lianhua Qingwen Granules. I’m the little brother, so I’m Amoxicillin Capsules.”
The ousted Demon Emperor: “Jerk, put down our clan’s treasured spirit beast, Shark Coin!”
In the East Sea:
The deposed Merfolk Emperor: “I’ll say those same two words again: jerk.”
System: “...The Emperor Toppler?”
Yan Qi: “No, I’m a man who’s big in both senses.”
Everyday life as a mentor:
Male lead: “Master, do you know where my parents are?”
Yan Qi: “No.” They’re in my pocket dimension. I’m just not telling you.
Male lead: “Master, do you know where Amoxicillin Capsules is?”
Yan Qi: “Oh, his family’s ancestral grave started smoking. He went to check it out, someone set it on fire, and he lost his sense of belonging, so he took his son and went wandering. Nobody knows where he is.” I’m standing right in front of you. Take a good look: how much do I look like the person I used to be?
Male lead: “That makes no sense.”
[No CP + Woman Transmigrates Into a Man + Invincible] [Lighthearted Style]
It looks great. I love reading it. The author is awesome.