[Fighting is cool + non-chief card drawing + silly comedy + goblin + crazy + rigorous]
"The card that hides the power of darkness, show your true power in front of me! Now in the name of your master, Lin Jian, I order you to lift the seal!"
"Obtained: Snickers. If you are a second-rate person, eat a Snickers bar. Overcome hunger and become a second-rate person."
Lin Jian: "???"
"Master, stop drawing cards! A million corpses are coming from the opposite side!"
Lin Jian calmly tore open the Snickers package and took a bite
Holding the "God Eater's Sword" in his right hand and holding the "Stone Bell Sword" in his left hand, he was posing in a middle-class pose, pointing the sword towards the millions of corpses facing him!
"Why panic? I am the one who will die!"
"Goblins, charge me! If you go back with the best performance, I'll treat you to canned herrings and teach you how to catch the saint."
"For the canned herrings! For the saint! Come on!"
The green-skinned goblins brandished their weapons and roared as they rushed towards the zombie tide...
