Daming: Stab Me with a Knife? I'm the Zombie King!

My name is Mo Shouzhao. By chance, I became the zombie king and slept until the Ming Dynasty! What! Taoist priest, you want me to take you to kill zombies? What! Are you begging me to be a heavenly teacher? Don't tell me, don't tell me, this Heavenly Master's Sword, this robe, and this thunder technique are so smooth. Is the old man talking all night long Zhu Yuanzhang? Forget it, he can't stab me to death anyway. Just give me an official position, that's it, I'll save Queen Ma, Zhu Xiongying, and Zhu Biao, so that you can see the good deeds done by the emperor in the future (smile evilly). Years of famine? I'm going to find grain seeds for Daming! Europe! America! I'll be hot! Vampire? Give you a slap. Werewolf? You also want to take advantage of Big B. Hydra? It must be delicious to make! The moon is quiet tonight, are you ready for an adventure with me?