The Man in Our Family Portrait Isn't Me

I Want Short Stories Since I Never Have Time. Recommend Some in the Comments!

I'm looking for books like *The White Moonlight Girlfriend I Loved So Deeply Now Dresses to the Nines, Stays Out All Night, and Rides in Another Man's Passenger Seat*. Any genre is fine. Let's see if anyone can recommend a book that wins me over ⊙∀⊙. I'm usually pretty busy, so I normally read while eating.