The Heavenly Dao Flipped You Off and Told You Off

Ever since the small worlds began collapsing (specifically, worlds painstakingly created by the Heavenly Dao being blown up by the auditors), the Heavenly Dao's mental state has grown increasingly unstable.

The impoverished Heavenly Dao can't afford to hire task-takers from the Space-Time Administration, so it has no choice but to handle the missions personally.

As it turns out, a Heavenly Dao that's gone off the rails has reached an entirely new level.

When it transmigrates into the body of a senior disciple whose junior sister is about to steal his Marrow Cleansing Pills, leaving him with neither pills nor money, the Heavenly Dao declares, "Eighteen Marrow Cleansing Pills? Great! I'll eat them all. You won't get a single one. Worst case, I'll explode, and we can all die together!"

When it transmigrates into the body of a pitiful holy son imprisoned by an evil Persimmon God in a world of deities, the Heavenly Dao cries, "May the Great Dao flourish, and may the Heavenly Dao prosper!"

When it transmigrates into the body of the fake young master's tool of an uncle in a story about a true and fake young master, the Heavenly Dao turns around and establishes the world's first cultivation academy, forcibly transforming a melodramatic tale into a story of a prodigy's rise to greatness.

When it transmigrates into a direct-daughter comeback scenario, the Heavenly Dao declares, "What nonsense about legitimate daughters and proper conduct? Selling off the concubine-born sons? Today, I'll teach you what it means to roll up your sleeves and get to work, beating them to death!"

When the Heavenly Dao finally becomes the new auditor, it declares, "You who judged me will all be buried alongside the small worlds I once created!"