Siheyuan: So What If Xu Damao Has a Long Face?

(System + pocket dimension + multiple women + shameless behavior + plot changes + hilarious twists) What do you do when you wake up as Xu Damao? That’s right, Xu Damao, the horse-faced man from the courtyard who can’t have children. Xu Damao, a “three-nothing loser” from the twenty-first century, says he isn’t panicking at all. (Three-nothing means no car, no house, and no savings.) Xu Damao thinks the original Xu Damao had it much better than he did, so transmigrating into his body is like getting the perfect hand from the start. There’s no way he’ll play a great hand terribly this time around. With the System at my side, the world is mine. Watch Xu Damao take over Courtyard No. 95... In a word: pure satisfaction.