The Whole Internet Erupts Over My Fortune-Telling Livestream! Even the Authorities Can't Sit Still

Pushover: Master, my girlfriend's family wants a 300,000-yuan bride price. What should I do?

Zhang Xie: I'm afraid you've misunderstood how things work. Her family believes in taking it slow. Each time you meet, they only expect a little token of affection, just 800 yuan for a casual get-together.

Mature Woman: Master, my daughter has been feeling nauseous and wanting to throw up these past few days. Could something be wrong with her?

Zhang Xie: Ma'am, don't worry. It's not an illness, it's happy news. Your granddaughter may have quietly conceived a new life at school. She might be looking for somewhere private to get ready right now.

Fishnet-Stocking Teacher: Master, I'm an older unmarried teacher. I met a boyfriend online, but he always makes excuses to avoid meeting me in person. What should I do?

Zhang Xie: Teacher, that "boyfriend" on the other end of the internet might be Wang from your class. If he really met you face-to-face, the mysterious online veil would be lifted. Naturally, he'd avoid it if he could...