Live Fortune Telling Is Happening All over the Internet! Officials Can't Sit Still

Dog-licking Man: Master, my girlfriend's family wants a wedding gift of 300,000 yuan. What should I do? Zhang Xie: I'm afraid you've misunderstood the rules. She's all about the long flow of water. Every time we get together, it's just to express our feelings and a small sum of eight hundred yuan. Mature woman: Master, my daughter has been feeling nauseous and vomiting these days. Is she feeling unwell somewhere? Zhang Xie: Madam, don't worry, this is not an illness, it's a happy event. Your granddaughter may have secretly given birth to a new life in school, and she may be looking for a quiet place to prepare. Black Silk Teacher: Master, I am an older, unmarried female teacher. I have a boyfriend online, but he always makes excuses and doesn't want to meet me. What should I do? Zhang Xie: Teacher, the "boyfriend" on the other end of the network cable may be Mr. Wang in your class. If he really comes face to face with you, wouldn't the mysterious veil of the Internet be lifted? Naturally, he can hide if he can...