Shi Qi, the founding patriarch of Taoism, was so broke because of the Five Evils and Three Deficiencies that she stole the Heavenly Emperor's underwear. He kicked her from the Ninth Heaven straight into the underworld. Not only did her body shatter everywhere, she also smashed a bottomless pit into the underworld.
The King of Hell told her to catch 99,999 vengeful ghosts and fill the pit, or he'd confiscate all her braised pig's feet.
Shi Qi said, "Oh," and kept eating.
The King of Hell cried all night.
In the end, this underworld menace was coaxed and flattered into a set of bones that had been buried underground for over a year. In life, the bones had belonged to the real heiress of a wealthy family. As she waited by the roadside for her family to pick her up, a chainsaw murderer dragged her into the woods, cut off her limbs and head, and buried her.
Shi Qi yawned, climbed out of the earth, stuck her head back on her neck, and popped her eyeballs into place. Flesh grew over the bones.
Want to kill her? She's an immortal, uninjured old monster. Even the ghosts who died of exhaustion before her have lost count of which hall they're waiting in.
Her father said, "My poor daughter suffered in the countryside as a child. She's frail and timid as a chicken."
Her fourth brother, Shi Yu, said, "Her? She's not as good as our little Ranran. I could crush her with one finger."
That very night, Shi Yu couldn't sleep. He looked out the window and saw the sister he could supposedly "crush with one finger" sitting in the courtyard, taking off her head and kicking it like a ball.
Shi Yu: ???
A few days later, Shi Yu saw with his own eyes as his sister scared a vengeful ghost straight into a psychiatric hospital.
Vengeful ghost: Let me go back to the underworld, please!
Shi Yu: ...
Shi Yu fell completely silent.
Shi Qi, acting all frail: Fourth Brother, there's a vengeful ghost. I'm so scared.
Vengeful ghost, fleeing: Help! The underwear thief is going to eat me!
The Taoist priests chased after her: Great Ancestress, your disciple begs you to accept this kowtow!
Haha, it's not very scary, and it's very funny. I hope the author will update it more.
Shi Qi is so powerful and pretty, not bad
After reading the first few chapters, I felt that the writing was so messed up that I couldn't read it.