Livestreaming as a Green-Tea Schemer: Let’s All Go Crazy Together!

Xu Mei'er died, but not quite all the way.

She transmigrated into a book and was bound to a green tea System. She had to recite green tea lines from time to time according to its missions, or it would kill her.

Xu Mei'er was about to lose it. Before, whenever she heard someone talk like that, she wanted to grab an iron and press their tongue straight.

But now... she could only accept her fate. Being a living green tea was better than being dead.

Confronted with the original novel's brainless male lead, Xu Mei'er said, "No, little bro, take a look at what you're saying."

But the System coached her: "Big brother, how could you treat me like this?"

Xu Mei'er said, "Ah, big guy, take a look at what you've done. How could you treat me like this?"

The System said, "When green tea girls eat, they take small bites. They can't squat down to eat."

Xu Mei'er stood up and leaned to one side against the breakfast cart. She picked up a small piece of a chive pie between two slender fingers and put it in her mouth, giving it a delicate little nibble.

Xu Mei'er thought she'd succeeded at pretending to be a green tea girl, but she had already blown her cover in front of the audience.

The audience:

[Lu Zhishen turning into Lin Daiyu in a split second, anyone?]

[Hahaha, miss, if someone's threatening you, just blink.]

[She was bouncing around like a monkey before, and suddenly she can't lift things. Her agent must've given her a talking-to, right?]

[Exactly! I get the feeling she's a tomboy who has to pretend to be a green tea girl to complete her missions.]

The System: ...

Something must have gone wrong!

A forthright, big-hearted Northeastern girl x a scheming, sharp-tongued rich second-generation heir