A Historical Rundown: My Ancestors Were Pretty Handsome

[Historical roundup + sky screen + spoilers + comments + protagonist as a tool + not mindless]

(I'll do my best to keep things close to real history.)

What? Those despicable alchemists can actually create heavenly fire?

What? What kind of armor is this Armor Hero wearing? How can it be so powerful!

One day, Fusu began to believe in the light!

Qin Shi Huang: “Those despicable alchemists actually dared to deceive me? Guards, take them away and execute them! Execute them!”

Netizen: “I'm Qin Shi Huang. Give me fifty yuan and I'll make you a great general!”

Hu Hai: “Father, are you short on money?”

Zhu Yuanzhang: “What? My wife is going to leave me?”

Zhao Kuangyin: “The two emperors were captured, and the women of the imperial harem were made into prostitutes. I, too, am an emperor who won his throne on horseback! Shameful, shameful!!!”

Yue Fei: “Was I really wrong? Was I blindly loyal? What should I have done?”

Yu Qian: “Though my body be broken, my integrity will remain in this world. People in later generations still remember me, Yu Qian. Wonderful, marvelous! It was worth it! So worth it!”

Yue Yun: “Father, was what we did really right? Is there still hope for the Song dynasty?”

This synopsis is so hard to write.