Live Antique Appraisal: Are You Dressing Me in a Yellow Robe?

[Livestreamed treasure appraisal + comedy + heartfelt connections + multiple heroines]

Xu Bowen wakes up one morning and transmigrates to a parallel world. He thinks he’s doomed from the start, but who would’ve guessed his new body is born with a gift for attracting free meals!

He wakes up and starts livestreaming treasure appraisals? What, you don’t know how? No problem! The Transmigrator’s Guide to Life System has you covered.

Come on, man! I told you to appraise treasures, not dress me in a yellow robe and try to make me emperor! Have you gone crazy wanting the throne?

What do I do? That gorgeous older woman is trying to reel me in again! I’ve got no choice but to turn the tables and shove the hook right into her mouth.

What? My adorable junior fellow disciple has fallen for me? I was going to turn her down, but my master has been so good to me. I, Xu Bowen, know how to repay a debt of kindness!

You’re livestreaming treasure appraisals. Why are you appraising legs now? Where are you looking?

On a moonlit, pitch-black night, my big brother took me along, grinning from ear to ear. I asked what we were looking for, and he told me: a little Buddha head. No rooster crowed, no dog barked, but the whole family ended up in jail.

My fans drag me into a setup, so I teach them what it means to get booked.

So, bro, stop asking me if you’re gonna be okay. All I know is, you’re going to jail!

Auntie, I may not be good at much, but I sure know how to seize an opportunity.

I’ve been dominating the livestream scene for years. There’s one thing I have in abundance, and that’s dads!