You Don't Have a Disease!

Both leads are each other's first and only love + sweet romance + bickering rivals + dog-training romance

[On the surface: airhead x grump]

[In reality: tsundere loyal puppy x teasing dog trainer]

In a nutshell: “How My Casual Handouts Turned My ‘Mentally Ill’ Neighbor Into a Clingy, Loyal Puppy”

Blurb 1:

A post on Lingzhong's online forum has gone viral!

[Shocking! The whole school is talking! The aloof campus heartthrob is a perverted stalker!]

Lin Shuang: Thanks for asking. I'm the poor soul being stalked :)

Sheng Qingli: Excuse me? I was walking home with my girlfriend. How does that make me a pervert?!

Blurb 2:

The summer after sophomore year,

Lin Shuang brought a “psycho” high school boy back to Ziyan Street.

Everyone went wild shipping the two of them!

She bought him candy, wrote him love letters, and called him “hubby” in front of the whole school.

She taught him to be clingy, pout for attention, and report in every few steps.

Just as Sheng Qingli started to believe the girl was head over heels for him and that they were about to fall for each other, Lin Shuang rushed to clear things up that very night: [We're really not dating! I'm just looking out for a mentally ill patient!]

That night, Lin Shuang was pinned against the wall in the lab.

“You think this is what I'm after?” The boy held up the tranquilizers from her bag and sneered. “Want to check for yourself whether I'm normal?”

His thumb brushed over the notebook where the girl had recorded his “episodes.” He let out an exasperated laugh. “Lin Shuang, do I have to pretend to be sick to be your puppy?”

Then I should have been sick beyond cure long ago.

Blurb 3:

“Sheng Qingli, if you fake being sick again, you're not sleeping in the big bed tonight!”

The man suddenly appeared from backstage, eyes red at the corners as he tugged at Lin Shuang's sleeve. “Honey, I'll die if I don't take my medicine... unless you kiss me.”