Siheyuan: After Taking the Beasts’ Women, I Lie Flat

四合院：截胡众禽后，我躺平了

by Orange JOJO (橘JOJO)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.7M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

You've transmigrated, so why would you spend thirty years paying off a mortgage?

I like to pay in full, even if it's just a tiny place!

(Wishing everyone in 2025 a prosperous year and the long life of a tortoise!)

(PS: If this isn't your kind of story, please move on. Malicious ratings and reviews could hurt your own fortune!)

“If only I'd...”

“Enough with the what-ifs. Figure out how to get in good with Director Chen!”

“My brother says he's busy, but his sister-in-law could still use a few more bits of gold for her necklace...”

“Brother Chuan, you're really my dad, right?”

“Dad, is Second Uncle really your biological son?”

“Mr. Chen, my dearest friend! Any chance you could pay for the next shipment in gold...”

“Like father, like son. He's General Chen's boy, all right!”

Chen Jiangchuan transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan series.

When faced with wolves and sheep, he doesn't even blink:

“Every last one of you is a little lamb in my pen~”

The conniving neighbors of the siheyuan are left dumbfounded.

Little lamb kebabs become a fate they can't escape!

... ... ...

After activating the Snatching System,

Chen Jiangchuan breaks the usual stay-at-home mold and keeps showing up in the courtyard's affairs.

Everyone realizes that the timid Chen boy isn't so easy to push around anymore.

The coward everyone thought they knew

has been quietly playing the beasts in his palm,

while life for the Chen family keeps getting better and better.

How can this be? Once the neighbors realize what's happening, they cry out in alarm!

But by then, Chen Jiangchuan has already become someone they can only dream of catching up to~

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Siheyuan: I Bought a House Outright from the Start, So I Lie Flat四合院：开局全款买房，我躺平了Former title · until Oct 2026

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