The School Asked Me to Livestream, So I Wrecked Its Account

[Reborn + satisfying revenge + a groveling ex-husband + System + winning without trying + charm slowly maxed out + luck slowly maxed out + lots of men favor the heroine + the heroine isn’t interested in romance + no flirting]

In her previous life,

Zhou Maomao was forced by her husband’s family to drink pesticide and died. After her death, her birth family arranged a ghost marriage for her.

She had no one to rely on, not in her family nor in love.

So her spirit lingered, wandering the world of the living for a hundred years.

Luckily, fate smiled on her.

She was reborn in her college days, before she and the man from her past had registered their marriage…

Zhou Maomao resolved to stay far away from Xu Yang this time around.

But then the school called, asking her to join another student for a livestream to answer questions from the incoming class.

“Senior, can we blow up the school?”

Zhou Maomao replied with a perfectly calm, expressionless face: “No.”

“Senior, what should I do if my Barrett breaks?”

Her livestream partner, Li Changsheng, said, “You could buy a fake limb and attach it.”

“Senior, can we electrocute the principal?”

Zhou Maomao: “No.”

“Senior, can I negotiate with the principal?”

Zhou Maomao: “Probably… not.”

“Senior, can the school be crowned an emperor?”

Zhou Maomao: “Yes.”

“Senior, can I be your dog?”

…

As the viewers’ questions grew more and more bizarre, Zhou Maomao quickly became famous.

And once Zhou Maomao had money and influence,

her scumbag ex, Xu Yang, came crying and begging for forgiveness.

Her mother, who favored sons over daughters, also became suddenly warm and attentive.

Zhou Maomao said, “I don’t want any of it!”

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