Great Tang: Is Rebellious Li Er Plotting Treason?

[A Loving Father and Filial Son + Hilarious Power Fantasy + Mostly Everyday Life + Bringing Historical Figures Back to Life + Spatial Golden Finger]

(Contains references to Lao Da and Quan Xiao Jiang.)

“If I were Li Chengqian, I’d smash my head against Empress Zhangsun’s gravestone right in front of Li Er! Let’s see if he regrets it then!”

“Oh? So you really want His Majesty to regret it?”

“Of course! Li Chengqian was so clever as a child, but Li Er, that master breeder of poisonous insects, ruined him.”

“So His Majesty was pretty awful, then.”

“Awful? He was a genius at breeding poisonous insects! He raised his sons like insects in a jar. If it weren’t for him, the crown prince would’ve taken the throne long ago!”

“Hmm... Go on.”

Li Shimin nodded, picked up the “Seven Wolves” belt beside him, and pulled it a few times. It snapped with a series of smacks.

“Huh? Wait, why are you Li Er?!”

Seeing Li Shimin approach step by step with the belt in hand, Li Chengqian hurriedly grabbed the book from the table.

Its title read: A Hundred Ways to Put the Xuanwu Gate Succession Plan into Practice.

“Why did you stop? Didn’t you say you had Zhuge Liang, Xiao He, Zhang Liang, and Jia Xu on the inside,

and Han Xin, Bai Qi, Sun Wu, Yue Yi, and Huo Qubing on the outside?”

Li Shimin listed the names as casually as if reciting a well-known roster. With every name, the belt in his hand snapped with a sharp crack.

“Why don’t you bring them out right now? I’ll give you a hundred lashes for every one you’re missing!”

“Father, this is a misunderstanding.”

“A misunderstanding? Then what did you mean earlier when you said my posthumous title should be Tang Taizu?”

Just then, 800 special forces soldiers armed with AKs surrounded Li Shimin.

“You rebellious father, are you trying to stage a coup? Put down the belt already...”