Ye Wuyou had terrible luck in his previous life: the apocalypse began the day he was born. But thanks to his abundant martial virtue and his talent for scheming, he managed to kill the Zombie King.
After transmigrating, he saw that his master was an ethereal-looking Taoist priest and assumed he’d transmigrated into a world of immortals and martial heroes. That was until the year he turned seven, when his master came back from the foot of the mountain with every textbook from elementary school through university, as well as an improper bunny-girl magazine tucked among them.
Ye Wuyou then decided he must have transmigrated into an ordinary, peaceful world. His master was just an unreliable old pervert of a Taoist, using his refined appearance to con people. Still, he was content to have a family and live a peaceful, happy life.
When he was seventeen, his master had to leave on business. He left Ye Wuyou a year’s worth of supplies and a book called The Eighteen Techniques of the White Lotus. His master said that he had been away from people for too long and was too straightforward to know how to communicate with them. He told him to read the book carefully and master its contents, so that once he came of age at eighteen and went down the mountain, he would be better able to fit into society.
Ye Wuyou, who considered himself a “gentleman”: “...”
Still, Ye Wuyou followed his master’s instructions. At eighteen, he took the things his master had left behind and went down the mountain, ready to begin an ordinary life.
As soon as he reached the foot of the mountain, he heard a ding.
“Eighteen years of age detected. You meet the entry requirements for a Rules of Horror dungeon. Forced entry commencing!”
“Congratulations! You have awakened an SS-rank growth-type talent: Thorny White Lotus.”
At the same time, another voice called out, “Young Master, I’m System 007. I’ve finally found you!”
Ye Wuyou: “...?”
