I'm Really Not Weird

[Gaowu + Shuangwen + Not the Holy Mother + Crazy batch + No system] "I have repeatedly emphasized that I, Chen Nian, am just an ordinary extraordinary person. I am really not weird." "Did you do those things before?" "Attacked the headquarters of the law enforcers, destroyed an entire city, abducted the Princess of the Morning Empire, and forcibly kissed the Queen of Weirdness... None of these things were done by me. They were slanders on my reputation. These things were all done by the Scarlet Lord." "Yeah, I believe it." The reporter from Morningside Daily looked at the long knife on his neck and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "You keep talking, I will remember it all." ... The next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I, Chen Nian, am not a supernatural person, I am a weirdo." "Attacked the headquarters of the law enforcers, destroyed an entire city, abducted the Princess of the Morning Empire, and forcibly kissed the Queen of Weirdness... I did all these things. I don't pretend anymore, I show my cards, I am the Scarlet Lord." ——"Morning Daily" reports for you.