Froggy Likes Numbing Spice, Not Heat; Little Turtle, Don't Be Afraid

[Cultivation, alternate world, mildly dark, power progression, mutually devoted]

Transmigrating is as thrilling as a tiger, but take a look at the record: a total zero. Si Gua, the precious daughter of Z City Frog King Group, has vanished!!! On this joyous day of celebration, nobody cares that a mad dog of a domineering CEO has sent Si Gua straight into a melodramatic cultivation novel!

System: Beginner's quest issued: [Redeem the pitiful one]. Host, please complete it as soon as possible.

Si Gua: What? (Si Gua is dazed by the delicious aroma.) Don't worry, I'll have them cooked (redeemed) in no time.

Si Gua: Weeping for the original host who died (tears of longing for the food well up at the corners of her mouth).

Frog girl: Are you okay?

The rest of the way, everyone else: frantically competing and grinding away... Si Gua: Add extra numbing spice, but no chili.

A softshell turtle glowing green in the water (the real deal): Si Gua absolutely loves it~

Sickly-sweet male side character: Is it too late for me to have an episode now?

Maggots popping out of the latrine: I'm a Maggot Dragon, not a regular maggot (if your eyes are useless, donate them).

Si Gua: Best served after high-temperature sterilization (utterly serious).

A pheasant eating maggots: Even a pheasant can become a phoenix.

Si Gua: No, no. A pheasant can only become roast chicken.

[This lady is willing to stake the personalities of everyone here that this is absolutely a proper cultivation novel.

The plot takes center stage, with a healthy dose of absurd comedy.] Also known as 100 Ways to Cook a Sickly-Sweet Male Side Character.

Note: A frog who refuses to admit she's a toad (female side character/Si Gua)

A softshell turtle who can't believe it's both male and female (male side character/Di Changgui)

Frogs and turtles have been paired together since ancient times.

The original male lead is a maggot (Maggot Dragon), and the original female lead is a pheasant (phoenix).