When they first met, she sprayed cola all over him.
Then she slapped a label on him: scumbag.
Later, she paid him back.
They kept going back and forth over the money.
She almost ended up paying with herself…
By the time she realized what was happening,
the whole rhythm had gone off the rails.
Her best friend asked, "Have you slept together?"
She answered, "No."
For the Nth time, her friend asked, "Have you slept together yet?"
For the Nth time, she answered, "No."
Her friend's voice suddenly shot up an octave.
"After all that, you two still haven't slept together? I'm seriously impressed!"
She smiled. "He listens to me."
