Memoirs of the Black Sea: Twenty Tumultuous Years with George

“The Black Sea is an inevitability beneath the torrent of time,” the three thousand gods and Buddhas chanted in unison.

“True, but there are always worms in everything, and you can never kill them all,” replied Zhusha.

An epic tale of humanity and the gods colliding in the world of the Black Sea. A “pest-control plan” devised by a great deity slowly begins to unfold…

“Now then, let’s welcome our first performer, Zhu Lao’er.

Please give us a song: ‘I Offer Myself to the Gods…’

What are you doing?! Put your pants back on!”

“Heh heh! I’m here to take a dump!”