
Your Majesty, Please Calm Down. I'm Really a Eunuch
娘娘你冷静一点,我真的是太监
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 698k Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical & Ancient
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Become a Eunuch? Then I’ll Be the Biggest One of All!当太监?那我也得当最大的那个!Former title · until Oct 2026
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You have been removed from the group chat by the "group owner" Everyone, copy this and send it to every group chat. I just posted it in other groups. Everyone thought they were kicked, including the administrator. Don't say anything, just lie twice moreI am also a replicator 😏
To be honest, the second brother was a little poisoned after he came out. If he wants to accept someone who assassinated him 🤦, why don't he give himself another blow [sneaky laugh]
It's a bit refreshing, I just want to know when that little one will grow back 🤭🤭🤭
I suddenly read it at noon and finished reading it without missing a word. What can I say? It is very well written and makes people want to keep reading. I hope that brothers will continue to work hard and write better and more exciting plots. Don't fall apart later. I will keep reading. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, keep an eye on you
It is much better than some books with high scores but unclear writing. The writing style is also good and the author has some ability.
I like this kind of loyalty very much, but this kind of thing is just for fun. The more you don't have it, the more you will care about it. I read the latest, their relationship is for no reason, but the protagonist is too affectionate or too stupid. I like this kind of protagonist, but I can't be this kind of protagonist. Everyone admired Guo Jing, and a few did it. The character created can only be said to be unsuccessful, and some aspects were not handled properly. But it counts as food and grass. Worth recommending.
To be honest, I personally enjoyed reading it. I personally feel that the pace and subject matter are excellent. Except for the ending, the ending is indeed sloppy, but the author also explained the reasons. All in all, this book is worth reading 👍 I hope the author's literary talent will get better and better!