"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Knowledge Enhancement System."
"Ah! Just when it seemed there was no way forward, a new path opened up! Wait, I only finished middle school. Where am I supposed to get any knowledge?"
At least Zhu Yuanzhang had a bowl from the start. I transmigrated here without even a bowl, and now I'm supposed to support a wife and children?
In my previous life, I received only nine years of compulsory education. In this life, I've become a prodigy praised by everyone as a genius for the ages.
In my previous life, I spent my whole life in poverty, working like an ox for capitalists. In this life, I confiscated the wealth of the richest man of the age.
In my previous life, I reached the end of my life all alone. In this life, I married the most beautiful young woman who had lost her chastity, and now I have a house full of children.
"At least I know how to swim and cook. I won't starve to death."
"Husband! I didn't do it on purpose! Please, don't hit me anymore!"
"Hua Lao'er! Don't you dare bully my mother! I'll fight you!"
"Daddy, Qiyue isn't hungry. You and Mother can have it."
Fever can be cured by scraping, you must be here to make fun of it. Modern traditional Chinese medicine, which has been practiced for decades and has been scraping for decades, cannot cure fever. If you have a fever for half a month, it will be cured by scraping it for a while. Do you think it's funny? 🤦🤦🤦