[Over-the-top sweetness in a one-on-one romance + comedy + livestream dating show + face-slapping satisfaction]
[Penny-pinching real heiress + CEO who talks himself into falling for her]
Sang Di has barely transmigrated into a book when someone slaps her repeatedly.
When she wakes up, she’s become the real heiress and the original male lead’s cherished first love.
She promptly turns into a master slapper: whoever shows up gets slapped.
Male lead: “Don’t think I’ll ever forgive you!”
Smack! A slap.
Fake heiress, putting on an act of weakness: “He only feels sorry for me!”
Smack! Another slap.
“Shh! You’re making too much noise in my large intestine!”
To avoid paying compensation, she turns around and joins a dating show, only to be secretly chosen by the audience.
The result: the male lead is hung upside down until the game ends.
The others are so scared that some faint and others cry themselves hoarse.
One shout of “spicy little bro” leaves someone stuck to the wall, unable to pry himself off.
Later, the haunted house team-up literally buries them alive.
“Shoving a cucumber up someone? That’s just a little trick my sis pulled.”
Netizens: “Cover your butts! From now on, I refuse to take part in any of these deadly offline events!”
The first wave of haters-turned-obsessive-fans is born.
Don’t ask. They volunteered.
As the show airs, everyone starts to realize something is off.
The unconventional guests think she needs armor to protect her butt, while the aloof Best Actress becomes her legitimate eldest sis
Netizens: “I don’t care! No matter how goofy or crazy my Di-jie is, I’ll love her forever!”
Then one day, a self-deluded CEO who’s short on the kind of luck that lets you find money in a pile of shit announces to the public:
“That’s right! I’m going after her! From the day we met, when she saved me by putting me in a trash can for the whole night, I was touched by her kindness! No one can talk me out of this! I’ve chosen her for life!”
Netizens: “You can’t cure a lovesick idiot. And a self-deluded lovesick idiot is beyond saving!”
Even when her biological parents finally learn the fake heiress’s true nature and kneel, begging Sang Di to come home, she ignores them.
Let’s be real: affection that arrives late is worth less than grass.
All she needs in life is a handsome man in her arms.
