When the evil mist engulfs the city, the Olympian gods hold a party in a nightclub, and the Nordic gods perform on the streets due to unemployment——
Lin Ye combined the divine card lottery system and started with all R in ten consecutive games:
[The Kitchen God's Scorched Pot] explodes smoke bombs with a mushy smell, and [The Earth God's Bricks] specializes in taking pictures of the evil spirit cap!
He was so rich that he threw up the card table angrily: "Why don't this broken system be renamed "God's Junk Recycling Bin"?!"
Until he discovered——
The school belle's paintbrush can summon Athena's holy shield.
Loki, who works as a slave, is locked up in a mental hospital.
Thor, the god of thunder, became a hot topic in local searches by repairing power grids!
Thus, the Wildest Guardian Alliance in History was born:
Use [Yue Lao Red Thread] to tie up Sadako's live delivery,
Send snail powder to Medusa in exchange for petrochemical immunity.
I won the SSR Divine Bow but shot down my teaching building with one arrow!
When Quetzalcoatl tears apart the sky and the hundred-eyed giants descend on the city—
Lin Ye jumped into the air with his feet on the high-jumping mushroom, and unleashed a shocking arrow with all his faith points:
"This arrow will be very cool!"
The barrage flooded the screen: "Boss! You are targeting the evil god, not the school!"
Small Theater
CEO of Cthulhu Company: "Human civilization failed the assessment and will be wiped out immediately!"
Lin Ye threw out the "Godly Re-Employment Contract": "The purchase price is 51% of the equity. After signing, remember to help Daxia build the Great Wall."
Behind him, Sun Wukong drove Didi and honked the horn wildly: "Hurry up and deliver the order! Quick victory!"
Ultimate Declaration
"In the territory of Daxia, the gods are forbidden to travel - want to work? Pay five insurances and one housing fund first!"
