I Run My Own Life. Stick Your Nose In, and You’ll Be in the Ground

[Goofy Comedy + Showbiz + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Fake and Real Daughters + Everyone’s Favorite]

A heroine who’s useless at everything and never leaves a scrap of food behind vs. a goofy nouveau riche hero with a massive gold chain and a tiny watch.

Yutu was a Taotie in her true form, the fifth child of Zhulong.

One day, the eighth child called her over to help brew an unparalleled poison pill. The cauldron exploded, blasting her away.

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From the start, she was chained up in a pigsty, named Zhaodi, and ordered to shovel pig manure.

If that’s how you want to play it, then it’s time I showed you what I’m made of.

The Wang family, one second: “You little bastard.”

The next: “Our precious ancestor!”

Yutu, the bottomless pit, ate ten of the Wang family’s pigs right from the start.

The Wang family tried to strike back by selling her to human traffickers. She turned the tables and sold the entire Wang family instead.

Shocking! A woman tried to ride a pig onto the highway, but after she was stopped, she actually...

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Have you heard? The He family’s real daughter has come home. She was deliberately switched at birth by the nanny. You know, the one who tried to ride a pig onto the highway a couple of days ago...

The three He brothers: “Let me tell you, even though you’re the one who...”

Yutu: “I’m not listening.”

Only the weak waste time running their mouths. The strong just throw punches.

After the three of them returned from the hospital, they behaved like obedient little puppies.

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Yutu looked at the variety show contract. “Who the hell signed me up for this?”

Agent: “All-you-can-eat.”

Yutu: “I’m in.”

Song Jingzhu was insanely rich, but extremely stingy with herself.

She graduated from Lanxiang Technical School, and her underwear had holes in it...

Song Jingzhu: “What? What did you say? Someone climbed through the fire escape into my house?”

“Are you freaking kidding me? I live on the eleventh floor.”

She got home and found a bandit waiting for her.