My hapless best friend and I have the same love rival.
She's the woman our husbands have never stopped pining for all these years, their unattainable first love.
On our wedding anniversary, both our husbands dropped everything to meet her at the airport as she returned home.
That day, my best friend and I printed out two divorce agreements and handed them to our husbands.
But they thought we were just making a scene.
"I'm busy with work. Don't pull these kinds of tricks to test my patience."
"Don't try to get my attention with such a pathetic ploy."
Then, three months after the divorce, my husband suddenly called in the middle of the night.
"Chuchu, I regret it. Can we get back together?"
But another man's voice answered him.
"Mr. Zhou, my wife is busy too. She doesn't have time to play at rekindling a broken romance with you..."