After Lin Juan's ascension failed, he was transformed into an abandoned concubine in the cold palace. When he opened his eyes, he heard the system's noise:
[Ask the host palace to fight for pets, and the mission reward: a bottle of charming perfume!
She tore up the script with her backhand: "It took me eight hundred years to become an immortal. In this life, I just want to lie down... Wait a minute, is the concubine's rouge mixed with heart-eating poison? The queen's abortion pill is the cold marrow of a thousand years?"
It turns out that the entire harem is a place for cultivating immortals and Shura——
Sleeping in bed = inhaling the dragon's breath, abortion = snatching the elixir, even the koi in the imperial garden are the incarnation of heavenly virtues!
Lin Juan silently took out "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Cultivation to Immortality":
"The ladies are fighting each other for favor, and I am building a nuclear reactor in the cold palace; you are poisoning and using poison, while I am making elixirs to solve linear equations of two variables."
Later——
The emperor found that he was always pricked with silver needles like a hedgehog when he was sleeping: "My dear concubine, do you need so many acupuncture points for dual cultivation?"
The imperial concubine was struck by lightning: "Why can her lightning rod cause disaster?!"
The Imperial Master looked at the imperial city surrounded by the magnetic levitation sword formation: "I did all my calculations, but I didn't expect that she would use calculus to break the formation!"
When the ancient dragon soul in Suolongtai awakened, Lin Juan struck out with a sword across the sky:
"Your Majesty, you can either practice scientific immortality with me or be dragged to death by me. Choose one?"
Other people's palaces are fighting for favor, but this palace is fighting for the way of heaven.
