Black Myth: From the Start, I Wield the Golden Cudgel. I've Got This

I’ve got the Golden Cudgel in hand from the start. This is in the bag, right? Liu Yishou unexpectedly transmigrates into the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, but refuses to be bound by Buddhist teachings. He turns down the pilgrimage west. He wants to be a Great Sage like no other, and retell the story of the Journey to the West. Tathagata: A 3. Great Sage: Bomb! Jade Emperor: A 4. Great Sage: Bomb! The Jade Emperor fumes: You little monkey, do you even know how to play cards? Tathagata: Your Majesty, please calm down. He really does have bombs in Flower-Fruit Mountain! Liu Yishou: With the advantage already in my hands, how could I possibly lose! Tathagata: Start over. A 4. Great Sage: Pass. Jade Emperor: A 5. Great Sage: Pass. Tathagata: Great Sage, you have to play by the rules. The rules? I’m here to break your rules! Liu Yishou flips the table right over… The countless living beings of the mortal world believe in you and worship you. Yet the gods and Buddhas filling the heavens seem like demons dressed in Buddhist robes. Then I’ll beat the gods and Buddhas with my cudgel, and reform the demons. I’ll be the Great Sage of the mortal realm!!!