[Two male protagonists + 1v1 double cleanliness + light in the darkness + two-way redemption + boss + funny + young master in despair]
Duan Muze, a young man who had to start a wandering hell mode due to bankruptcy since childhood, could only make a living by stealing things and picking up garbage. He met Luo Ji, who came from a poor family, and they redeemed each other and became a beam of light in the darkness of each other's lives.
Luo Ji (attack), who is cute on the outside but domineering on the inside VS Duan Muze (suffer), who is fierce on the outside and cute on the inside
Duan Muche: I'm counting to three, you'd better go to sleep
Luoji: Okay, okay, don't be angry
Duan Muche: You harpy, come here quickly, you are blaming me for not growing taller.
Luoji: Boss, I was wrong. Be good, don't be angry, be careful of getting wrinkles, let's eat together and have sex together
Duan Muche:. . . .
Luoji: Boss, can you write? I can write a lot of words.
Duan Muze: Happy.
Luo Ji looked in disbelief: Are you scolding me?
Luoji: Boss, will you leave me?
Duan Muche: You harpy, when you marry your wife, I will definitely leave you.
Luoji: But there is a way. Even if I marry my mother-in-law, you can't live without me.
Duan Muche: What the hell? Erhuo
Luoji: Erhuo
Many years later, Duan Muze understood
Duan Muche: Mom, that's what you mean. I think you're being too long. You'll go to heaven if you urinate. Use a ruler as a triangle and your pillow will be smashed by your rubbish...
Luo Ji: Boss, hush, you teach me, don't say bad words
Duan Muche:. . . Shit, it felt like a rock had been moved and hit my left foot. By the way, I also inserted a knife into my right foot.
