One Man Keeps Plotting Poisonous Schemes, and the Old Celestial Master Begs Me to Calm Down

[The Outcast + invincible + outrageous antics + scheming + comedy + lighthearted + everyday life = you’ll be left speechless] From the moment Zhang Shouren was born, the Old Celestial Master recognized his extraordinary talent and declared that he would grow up pure-hearted, loyal, and honest. He took him on as his final disciple, making him Zhang Zhiwei’s junior fellow apprentice. More than twenty years passed in the blink of an eye. Zhang Shouren did indeed live up to the Old Celestial Master’s expectations: despite his youth, he became a highly accomplished cultivator, far surpassing his peers and even the older generation. Seeing this, Zhang Zhiwei planned to groom Zhang Shouren as the next Celestial Master. But then he discovered a flaw in Zhang Shouren’s nature, and had to abandon the idea. What do you mean, a flaw in his nature? Roll the footage: Old Celestial Master: “Sigh, that child Lingyu has recently had his Daoist heart disturbed by a wicked woman. What a headache!” Zhang Shouren thought for a moment. “Don’t worry, Senior Brother. I have a plan. I’ll make sure Nephew Lingyu is completely castrated, leaving no trouble behind.” The Old Celestial Master scolded him furiously: “You rascal! He’s your beloved fellow disciple, your own nephew!” Zhang Shouren thought it over, then his eyes lit up. “I understand! You want a niece, Senior Brother!” The Old Celestial Master was speechless, his face dark with frustration. What a headache!