I Am Tang Sanzang the Grave-Robber, and I Beat the Tathagata Senseless

“Everyone thinks this monk is Tang Sanzang, a scholar too weak to even truss a chicken. But they're all wrong!” As Tang Sanzang speaks, he casually crushes the Azure-Faced Lion King to death! “Do you know why this place is called Dark Journey to the West?” “That ‘dark’ stands for me, this humble monk!” “My true name is Tang Sanzang: I bury Heaven, Earth, and all living beings!” 【Just a parody. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author.】